Sidekinu on a rooftop at sunset, chin up with a proud grin, a black mask over his eyes and a huge red cape wrapped around him

Cape: Super Inu’s old one. Fit: not yet.

SUPER INU’S SIDEKICK · $SIDEKINU · SOLANA

Super Inu flies to the moon. His sidekick takes the stairs.

Meet Sidekinu. No powers yet. A mask he made himself. A cape three sizes too big. Tonight is his first patrol.

HERO LEVEL
0.99
never 1.00 · job taken
CAPE
+300%
drags 4 steps behind
STAIRS
212
tonight, so far
BEHIND SUPER INU
1 step
he rounds down
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SC.01 · ROOFTOP, 9TH FLOOR · 19:42

Start the patrol ↓
Sidekinu from below, proud on the ledge, the moon above him and his cape blowing up behind
Lighting: the sunset. Posing: 40 minutes.

SC.02 · 19:50 · THE KID

Every hero needs a sidekick. This one needs a smaller cape.

FILE 002 · THE SIDEKICK FILE

TICKER
$SIDEKINU
CHAIN
Solana
LAUNCH
pump.fun → PumpSwap
SUPPLY
1,000,000,000
TAX
0%
SIDEKICK No.
002 (No. 001 was a pigeon)
REPORTS TO
Super Inu (he hasn’t noticed)
FLIGHT
Stairs
POWERS
Coming soon
CAPE
Borrowed. XXXL.
ROADMAP
Stairs. Then more stairs.
OFFICIAL?
No. Fan-made. Super Inu has never met him.
  1. 01 / 04The mask. Homemade. The eyeholes took three tries.
  2. 02 / 04The suit. Plain blue. The logo comes after the first rescue.
  3. 03 / 04The cape. Super Inu’s old one. Three sizes too big. He’ll grow into it. Everybody says so.
  4. 04 / 04The face. 100% ready. 0% sure what for.

“I’m not late. I’m the second wave.”

Sidekinu, 19:51
Across the rooftops at night a cat sits on the lit face of a clock tower while Sidekinu looks through coin-op binoculars

SC.03 · 20:15 · THE CALL

The call

  1. 20:15. A cat is stuck on the clock tower.
  2. Super Inu is already on his way. By air.
  3. So the city gets the other one.

CAT stuck · SUPER INU flying · SIDEKINU running · ETA soon-ish

Binoculars: coin-op, 25 cents. He paid in biscuits.

SC.04 · 20:16 · THE CHASE

Super Inu flies in a straight line. His sidekick takes the long way.

Sidekinu on the rooftop ledge watches a tiny caped streak fly away past the moonF1 · 20:16:04

Super Inu flies. The kid can’t. Yet.

Super Inu, top left, being fast.
Sidekinu runs up a lit fire escape stair, his cape dragging several steps behind himF2 · 20:41:17

So he takes the stairs. All of them.

Stairs tonight: 2,112. Cat at the window: not impressed.
Sidekinu leaps the gap between two rooftops at night, cape flyingF3 · 21:02:55

Rooftop to rooftop. Mostly rooftops.

Stunts: himself. Stunt double: also himself.
STAIRS
2,112
ROOFS
14
CAPE SNAGS
6
SUPER INU CAUGHT
0 (so far)
Sidekinu on the wrong rooftop surrounded by pigeons under string lightsF4 · 21:19:40

Wrong roof. Nice pigeons.

No pigeons were hurt. One was promoted.

SC.05 · 23:59 · HERO LANDING · YOU ARE THE DIRECTOR

Heroes land on one knee. You call the take.

Tap once: he jumps off the water tower. Tap again: the cape opens. The cape is huge, so the wind loves it. Land in the chalk ring. Three takes.

TAKE 1/3WIND +3 m/s CAPE DRAG ×2.4 (XXXL)DROP - m/sCAPE: CLOSED

tap, click, or press Space on the stage

Sky: sunset. Clock: midnight. Continuity went home early.

YOUR BEST
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TAKES ON THIS DEVICE
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CAPE WINS
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HERO LANDINGS
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Back at HQ at night, Sidekinu sits on a small stool beside a big empty chair, under a desk lamp and glowing monitors
Big chair: Super Inu’s. Small stool: his. Cereal: also his.

SC.06 · 02:10 · HQ

Back at HQ. He is grading himself. Honestly.

PATROL REPORT · NIGHT 1 · SIDEKICK No. 002

StairsA+2,112. A new record. Also the first one.
FlyingDGravity won. He has asked for a rematch.
Cape managementFThe cape is managing him.
LoyaltyA+Kept the big chair warm. Did not sit in it.
Catching Super InuINCWill catch him tomorrow.
YOUR LANDING (SC.05)-Play Hero Landing →

Sidekinu

HQ RULES: 1. The big chair is Super Inu’s. 2. The stool is the kid’s. 3. Nobody touches the cereal.

Q&A AFTER THE SCREENING · 02:40

You asked. He answered. Mostly.

ROW 3 · ANON

“When moon?”

The moon is in every picture. That’s the only promise.

ROW 7 · VERY EXCITED

“Is he the hero yet?”

Not yet. That’s the whole story.

ROW 1 · EVERYONE

“Can I be a sidekick too?”

Yes. Bring a cape. Any size. His is taken.

ROW 12 · TIRED

“Why the stairs?”

The elevator is for heroes. He asked.

BALCONY · WORRIED

“Why the mask?”

So nobody knows it’s him. Everybody knows it’s him.

Second is not last. Second is next.

THE DEBRIEF · 02:55 · HOW TO BUY

Four steps. No powers needed.

CH 2 · HQ ↔ SIDEKINU · HOW TO BUY

  1. 02:55:01HQStep 1. Get a Solana wallet. Phantom is fine.PhantomSIDEKINU: “Copy. Phantom it is.”
  2. 02:55:09HQStep 2. Put a little SOL in it.SolanaSIDEKINU: “Copy. How little is a little?”
  3. 02:55:17HQStep 3. Tap Buy on this page. It opens $SIDEKINU on PumpSwap.pump.funSIDEKINU: “Copy. Tapping. Carefully.”
  4. 02:55:30HQStep 4. Check the address on his HQ Pass. Swap. Mind the cape.HQ PassSIDEKINU: “Copy that. Over.”

HQ PASS No. 002 · CONTRACT ADDRESS

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SC.07 · 05:30 · THE POSTERS

Take these to X. The kid needs fans.